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Portal 2 outed – In other news, Cake Lie still popular meme

Valve have been teasing us with an ARG since releasing mysterious new updates to their fantastic 2007 FPP (that's First Person Puzzler for you in the back who arrived late - yes, I saw you come in) last month.

Mysterious Transmissions...  Party Escort Submission Positions...  BSODs during GDC presentations...

What could it mean?

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Tier One Beard – Medal of Honor trailer

Now it seems that Activision have culled all respect and/or skill from Call of Duty development, it's down to EA to give us innovative Modern Warfare titles...  How ironic.

A new Medal of Honor trailer, entitled 'Tier One' (after the cut) shows us most of what we know, in no particular order:

  • Guns
  • Combat
  • Beards
  • Combat Beards
  • Apache Gunships
  • Terrorism
  • Insurgency
  • Stealth
  • Night Vision
  • Quad Bikes
  • Booby Traps
  • Explosions
  • Afghanistan
  • Sledgehammers & Scalpels (?)

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GDC 2010 – Telltale Games Deluge – Sam & Max 3, Tales DVDs

Like it says on the tin really...

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GDC 2010 – Deus Ex drops ‘3′ – now ‘Human Revolution’

Using '3' in the title was always a silly idea... after all, it was a prequel ffs!  Whatever next, Th4if?

Anyway, some marketing bod has obviously come to his/her senses, since GDC 2010 sees a bullshot teaser for the newly christened 'Deus Ex: Human Revolution' released into the wild by Squeidosnix or whatever we're supposed to call them these days.

No gameplay, just typical pretentious exposition and CGI, it's after the cut.

Nice shades...  JC would be proud!

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Mass Effect 2 Review

Andrew Shepard (nee Bryant) returns to give those Reapers another damn good kicking...

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DLC scandal #473795 – BioShock 2 DLC already on the disc?

It's happened before (*cough* Resident Evil 5) and will likely happen many many times to come, but nobody likes paying twice for what they've already paid for.

Rumour, coupled with an incredibly small download for something that 'includes' 20 new multiplayer trials and 2 new playable characters, states that the content that costs 400 Microsoft Funny Moneys might have already been included on the disc.

Those dastardly miscreants!  Maybe this 'DLC' should be re-branded as 'AICBWTWBBAI' (or 'Already Included Content, But We Thought We'd Be Bastards About It')!

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GDC 2010 – War for Cybertron interview

War for Cybertron is edging closer and keeps looking better and better.  What's more, High Moon Studios are fans of the Transformers metaverse and seem to want to do things right.

In an interview with Game Trailers at the GDC (after the cut), Matt Tieger relates the Civil War back story and the backwards-up approach taken when developing the game ('get a good game working, then stick a license on top', as opposed to 'here's some money and a license, get it working by next week').

If this works, it could be very, very good, especially when 3-way co-op, 2 distinct campaigns, class-based gameplay and transformation are taken into account.

Thanks RPS.

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Shank Trailer – Bloody Marvelous!

Shank has a lot of people interested...

Whether it's the Penny Arcade-esque imagery, the Streets of Rage gameplay or the metric shit-ton of violence, it just can't seem to hit our desktops/consoles quick enough.  The fact it has been picked up by EA Partners is even better.

There's a trailer after the cut from the GDC.  It might be loosely considered 'Not Safe For Work'.

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DRMageddon continues *UPDATED*

We said it would certainly happen...

They claimed it wouldn't...

It has!

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Hard Sell – Hothead Games disappointed in Rain-Slick sales

In an interview with Gamesutra about the signing of DeathSpank to EA Partners (alongside fantastic looking indie bludgeon-em-up Shank), Hothead Games Ian Wilkinson let slip his disappointment in the sales of their recent offering, the episodic 'On the Rain-slick Precipice of Darkness' series, developed alongside Penny Arcade.

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