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Digital Boobs – Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light annouced, not for retail

Crystal Dynamics are back with a new Tomb Raider game, only it’s not actually a Tomb Raider game…  ‘Guardian of Light’ might just signify the abolishment of the Tomb Raider name, which is a strange move to make following the developers attempts to re-introduce the raiding of tombs to the series once again.

Whether it represents a simply re-branding by the new owners (Squeenix) to focus more on the core character or a fork for the series into different (more casual?) territory -similar to the Sonic the Hedgehog Storybook series – is as-yet unknown.

Square Enix Europe have announced that the latest boob adventure-em-up featuring everyone’s favourite generously proportioned grave digger is coming to ‘undisclosed formats’ sometime this year via the medium of the internet!

Yes, that’s right, no retail release is planned for Ms. Croft’s latest output, although whether that means we’re in for an episodic release is as of yet unknown.

By Andrew Bryant

The resident PC elitist fanatic enthusiast, Andrew’s grim outlook on the industry provides CNS with a hefty dollop of its news content. Oh, and he has managed to convince Barry to let him review stuff too!

Hilarity ensues!

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