Here at Computers N Stuff, people actually do work.  Surprising isn't it?  Sure, the work mostly involves playing games, talking about games and, well, complaining about games, but who's keeping track?

Scroll down for many collections of bytes, cleverly organised into what you humans call 'words', used to describe who/what/where is behind the magic!

Full Time CNS Worker-trons

Barry Hodgson

Barry Hodgson
"Owner, Guv'nor, Keeper, Friend"

Proof positive that exposure to radioactive material doesn't imbue you with super powers, Barry exists as the groups jack-of-all-trades.

Owning every console under the sun (and even some over it), Barry is CNS's contact with the outside world, with many a marketing/PR mule lying defeated in his wake.

Weapon of Choice: His son, Jason...

Xfire : sonicx Xbox/Games for Windows: LIVE Gamertag : CNS AssassiN PlayStation Network : CNS Barry  Steam Community : AssassiN

Andrew Bryant

Andrew Bryant
"Will do anything for a better graphics card!"

The resident PC elitist fanatic enthusiast, Andrew's grim outlook on the industry provides CNS with a hefty dollop of its news content.  Oh, and he has managed to convince Barry to let him review stuff too!

Hilarity ensues!

Weapon of Choice: Keyboard & Mouse

Games for Windows: Live : Optimaximal  Steam Community : Optimaximal

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Alongside these fine majestic examples of human breeding, we do have the occasional submission from one of our guest contributors - smelly outsiders that they are.  Read on to find out who they are and if you come across one of them in the street, let us know so we know where to find them in the future!
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Part Time CNS Contribulators

Ewan Suszka
"Scotland's premiere games journalist... For eastern Europe." (<-- His own words! - Ed)

Ewan is the blogging equivalent of a ninja - a Scottish bearded ninja...  Sometimes weeks pass without a peep, then *ZAP* he posts a news item when everyone least expects it...  Some say his surname isn't even Suszka!

We've tried laying traps, baiting him with things like cherry bakewells and battered Mars Bars and even changing his WordPress password but too no avail - we just can't work out how he manages to keep posting.  Answers on a postcard!