Lyanna Has Been Generous

When ruling a fledgling meritocracy in an RTS game, one could do much worse than accept the counsel of the excitable Lady Lyanna and her vast… err… natural resources.

Well, not much…

“Thank you, M’lady!”

“Your gift is very generous, M’lady!”

“Why are you forever cradling your breast, M’lady?”

“Birth, M’lady?”

“You really do have a lot of wood, M’lady?”

“Are you still here, M’lady?”

“Wood? Wood! M’lady…”

“Will you please calm down, M’lady!”

“Someone arrest this crazy woman…  NOW!”

Lord of Ultima is a Free2Play game by EA. It has very little to do with Ultima.

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