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Mini Ninjas debut trailer – Mr. 47 not confirmed

In a turn up for the books (and possibly after the critical slating their second I.P., Kane and Lynch, got) IO Interactive’s next game is neither violent nor a Hitman game (awwww). Nope, the cel-shaded adventures of pint-sized diminutive ronin assassins is the name of the game this time around and there’s a debut trailer […]

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Wii

Sonic & the Black Knight – 2nd Trailer

I think it’s safe too say there hasn’t been a really decent Sonic the Hedgehog game since the 3 main titles on the Mega Drive/Genesis…  Even the lofted Sonic Adventure games lost their way by introducing free roaming levels and strange western-unfriendly plots that only served to confuse things (he’s Robotnik, not Eggman goddammit!). Since […]

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Wii

Wayward Wii-mote wii-ly injures dog – Journalistic integrity prevails

The Wii nearly claimed another life in the post-christmas Wii break-in period (defined by dividing the time the console was removed from its box by the time since it started gathering dust on a shelf). Joystiq is carrying the story of a woman from Michigan who, whilst playing Wii-Bowling (why won’t people learn and stop […]

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LOTR: Conquest Ships

Gameinfowire.com are carrying the story that The Lord of the Rings: Battlefront Conquest has been released for the Xbox 360, PS3, Nintendo DS & PC. Developed by Pandemic Studios (they of SW: Battlefront & Mercenaries fame), the game transplants the Battlefront gameplay into the high fantasy universe created by J. R. R. Tolkien and features […]

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Underworld Underperforms – **UPDATED**

You know there’s something not quite right with an industry when a product can sell (not just ship, mind you) 1.5 million individual copies across 6 major platforms and it’s performance is deemed ‘unsatisfactory’… Unfortunately, such a fate has befallen the latest Tomb Raider game, Underworld. Despite receiving above average reviews (in spite of some […]

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SEGA 2009 Release Schedule – Game Not Over for Colonial Marines

Meta-publisher SEGA have released their early-2009 release schedule, including choice morsels such as definitive March release dates for Madworld & Empire: Total War (but we knew that anyway), over-confident Q1 releases for Alpha Protocol & the feared-dead Aliens: Colonial Marines and possibly-2009-but-we’re-not-really-sure releases for Xbox/PS3 DMC-esque Bayonetta. Source – Videogamer.com The full list lives after […]

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CNS List-o-tron-o-matic – Our Best Of 2008

Because we’re having a slow news time, what with there being a typical post-christmas lull, a global recession and nothing but a load of announcements & promises in the form of press releases (coupled with the fact we forgot to do it in 2008), here’s the CNS Best of 2008

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Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People Season One Round-Up Review

Minutes after accidentally stumbling into a garish landscape, Andrew Bryant is insulted by a gnomish mexican wrestler… It’s just like visiting the in-laws!

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Wii

Enthus-wii-asm – When getting a Wii for Christmas goes ho-wii-bly wrong.

Sorry for the puns, but Kotaku & Destructoid both posted these clear adverts for sterilisation and/or euthanasia… It’s the goddamn Nintendo SIXTY FOUR scenario all over again! Cover your ears as you hit the jump…

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Cracking Screenshots Gromit! – Wallace & Gromit Grand Adventures screenshots

Telltale have released the first proper batch of ingame screenshots from the next entry into their episodic digitally-distributed menagerie of video game entertainment. Accompanying these screenshots is a wad of concept art which shows all the hallmarks of Aardman.  Telltale also link to an interview with Eurogamer, which can be found here. Grand Adventures is […]