Andrew Bryant tries to stick a Lotus where it doesn’t belong.
Category: PS3
Codemasters’ video entertainment product of the world of the #1 Formula twenty-ten, where very brave/very rich/very arrogant (delete as applicable) men drive very fast cars very fast, releases this week. Heck, if you’re a citizen or visitor of a specific ex-British colony, you may already have it. If you have one of those new-fangled DirectXbox […]
A generous ten minutes of stunning BioShock Infinite gameplay footage, most of which may or may not have appeared at various games conferences around the world, has finally crept onto the net. Steampunk, sky-rails, robotic horses, magical powers, unpredictable weather patterns & much, much carnage after the cut!
These next tests require cooperation. Consequently, they have never been solved by a human. That’s where you come in. -GLaDOS Valve do the best games. Valve do the best trailers. Valve have released a new trailer for a new game. I could be the best thing ever. Judge for yourself after the cut with a […]
Now that Duke4Ever is back from the dead and actually being released, I guess if you look up ‘Slippage’ or ‘Feature Creep’ in my Virtual Dictionary of Wit (itself fictitious, I assure you), it’s now been replaced by a picture of Gran Turismo 5. Anyway, at a recent Gamestop management event, the lucky suits got […]
Seriously… Not 2-3 months ago, placing money on Duke4Ever actually being released could have probably netted you a large amount of money! Anyway, Duke’s back, Gearbox are in the driving seat and there’s a provisional multi-platform release date of ‘Early 2011’. Boobs, bombs and bitching badassery seems to be the order of the day (as […]
Dear Subject Name Here, Aperture Science is pleased to inform you that we have partnered with Valve to announce the gala CANCELLATION of the June 14 Portal 2 event at the Regal Theater. The event will be replaced by a surprise. And even though the cancellation of the event certainly counts as a surprise, we […]
We know F.E.A.R. 3 is coming, the promotional box art is stupid, John Carpenter is directing live-action cutscenes and Point Man still has no name, but compensates… with a beard! Obvious we will have to wait until release to see if the problems of F.E.A.R. 2 have been stamped out, but in the mean time, […]
On the eve of F.E.A.R. 3’s release, Andrew Bryant sinks his teeth into the previous entry into Alma’s world.
Despite the debacle at Infinity Ward (26 employees and counting), Activision have pushed on with Call of Duty: Black Ops, in development at Treyarch. The seventh entry in the astronomic series ‘could’ be set in Vietnam, the Cold War or somewhere else – We’re honestly not sure and the trailer doesn’t really give enough away […]