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BioShock 2 breaches in February

The first of the Q1 2010 games (you know, those that chickened out from facing Modern Warfare 2) has reared its head and it is… BioShock 2! 2K have released word, via the means of a press release (available after the cut) which reveals that the underwater sequel will be landing around the globe, simultaneously […]

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Now with realistic plastic underwear! – Modern Warfare 2 Special Edition #47

Obviously not content with HMV snapping the UK rights to the mega-expensive Sex-pest Edition of Modern Warfare 2, GAME have lept in there to attempt to re-assert themselves as numero-uno in the high-street Modern Warfare 2 Special Edition war. Called the Veteran package, it comes with the same ‘Hardened Edition’ as the Prestige Edition (meaning […]

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Justifiable Cause! – Just Cause 2 ‘Vertical Gameplay’ Trailer

If I was making a computer game, I’d do my best to cram as many absurd quotes from ‘The Tick’ in as possible… As I’m relegated to just playing the games and writing blog posts about them, I’ll simple state that ‘Gravity is a harsh mistress‘ and post some interview/gameplay (here-in referred too as interplay!  […]

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Project Needlemouse or ‘Thank F*ck SEGA are listening’

It’s hard to believe it’s taken SEGA this long to realise that Sonic just DOESN’T WORK IN THREE DIMENSIONS. Seriously, even when you funnel the path by using linear levels and on-rails portions (like Sonic Heroes and Sonic and the Black Knight tried), the obscene speeds, 3 dimensions of movement and the persistently inadequate camera […]

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PAX 2009 Trailers

Never before has a post title so essentially decided the tags I attach too it! PAX 2009 has just finished and, swine-flu not-withstanding, it was a success. There’s a metric ass-load of trailers after the cut, some of which require you to prove that you were born on January 1st, 1900…  You have been forewarned!

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Bat Mentality – Left 4 Dead 2 ‘Dark Carnival’ footage

Despite what everyone’s opinions on the ‘early arrival’ of the sequel for Left 4 Dead, it doesn’t change the fact that Valve are at least trying to make the game different, what with the proper melee weapons (with added violence), new and more radical special infected (mainly designed around weeding out the exploits of the […]

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Gore Whore – Shank information, trailers

Klei Entertainment (Eets) next game is Shank.  Shank is like a hyper-violent Streets of Rage TOO THE MAX!  We like Streets of Rage and we like hyper-violence, so it’s got most of the bases covered. Described as an ‘over-the-top action/adventure’ with ‘amazing control, great animation, immersive environment, and everything else that we feel like, and […]

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Retro Intensity – BioShock 2 Multiplayer footage

Game Trailers TV had the exclusive reveal of the latest BioShock 2 multiplayer footage.  Nose around after the cut for fire, ice, water, blood, gore, pain, a big mutant man in a diving suit shooting people with cancerous facial growths and, best of all, that strangely kitsch humour that we all love. As per usual…

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@thezombiecow told us too post this… again

Well, they promised us something and ee bah gum they’ve delivered. Zombie Cow (of Time Gentlemen, Please! and many other indie things fame) have announced that Dan & Ben’s ongoing adventures will be properly episodic efforts.

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Street Fighter IV Review

Down + Down-Forward + Forward + Punch!