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Barry had a little lamb – new addition to the CNS stable

There’s been a reason why you have been stuck with me, Andrew, for what seems like an eternity now and that’s because Barry only went and conducted a field test too see if his sperms had been damaged by deadly radiation. Lots of things happened that many of you won’t understand and now he has […]

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Dawn of War II Beta – Early Access for Soulstorm owners

Valve have announced that all owners of retail, Steam and rival digital download versions of Iron Lore’s (R.I.P.) Soulstorm expansion pack for the original Dawn of War are entitled to participate in the Dawn of War II Multiplayer Beta test today, one week ahead of the public beta test being opened to the, well, public […]

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My Goo’s got no ears…

…so how could it possibly hear the official World of Goo soundtrack, freshly composed by Kyle Gabler of 2dBoy fame? Featuring tracks taken straight from the game and a few remixes thrown in for good measure, you owe it you your iPod/Zune/Zen/insert commercial portable audio performance device here to download it now and dance down […]

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Mini Ninjas debut trailer – Mr. 47 not confirmed

In a turn up for the books (and possibly after the critical slating their second I.P., Kane and Lynch, got) IO Interactive’s next game is neither violent nor a Hitman game (awwww). Nope, the cel-shaded adventures of pint-sized diminutive ronin assassins is the name of the game this time around and there’s a debut trailer […]

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Actizzard keeps promises; whores franchises

Activision Blizzard, that new mega-conglomerate we’re all learning to hate, have unvealed their main 2009 line-up at a Massive Inc. corporate upfront event. No prizes for guessing which names will appear in the list then…

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Dawn of War 2 Gold

Gamers Hell, amongst others, is carrying word that Relic have announced that Dawn of War II, the next proper entry into the Real Time Strategy series set in Games Workshop’s sci-fi universe where there is only war, has been sent off to the giant war factories of the Adeptus Mechanicus for duplication. The game is […]

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Oxymoron Alert – Doom 4 Writer revealed

Many will argue otherwise, but I found Doom3 to be a pretty enjoyable romp. No, it wasn’t scary at all (oooh…  monsters in the cloest!) and yes, it was hyped way beyond its means (especially as Far Cry stole most of its technical thunder), but the gunplay was solid and what semblance of a plot […]

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Mirror’s Edge Review

Clearly late for work again, Andrew Bryant is spotted leaping from rooftop to rooftop in a hurry.

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Sonic & the Black Knight – 2nd Trailer

I think it’s safe too say there hasn’t been a really decent Sonic the Hedgehog game since the 3 main titles on the Mega Drive/Genesis…  Even the lofted Sonic Adventure games lost their way by introducing free roaming levels and strange western-unfriendly plots that only served to confuse things (he’s Robotnik, not Eggman goddammit!). Since […]

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Deadly Ironic – L4D & Dead Space Postmortems

1Up.com (or what’s left of it) is now carrying retrospectives looking into last years double-whammy of undead shoot-em-ups. The Left 4 Dead ‘afterthoughts’ cover such topics as the concept behind the infection, Louis’ origins as a god botherer and the shear number of procedural conversations the survivors can (and will) have. It’s worth chiming in […]